February 2012
When I'll be a parent, my advice to my child will...
fuckyeahlaughters:
He broke my heart:
I got an F:
I had a fight with my best friend:
I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
Get the Best Medicine here :)
Take 30 seconds of your time to reblog this and...
Never change Vancouver fans
bitchfacedcrepe:
I think...I just got asked out. Haha wtf.
chompingatthebit:
You sir, are clearly high out of your fucking mind. Like seriously, get off the crack.
“Get off the crack”
Reblog if you’d care if the person you reblogged...
why is it okay for men to go out in public with...
humbleunicorn:
I’m not trying to be a slut. i just… need to get this off my chest. hahaha
Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
lifeinthepreppylane:
Little kids waiting in line.
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
because-i-win-and-you-lose said: If by ruined you mean made all the more awesome, then yes :D
This is true. :D
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I just said “Don’t you go there, sister.” out loud in response to something I saw on my dash.
Whose line has officially ruined my life.
I'm gonna go have a shower now
tahtah for now, loves.
Ok, could all the Whose Line guys just stop being...
doctorwhoselinebuscus:
They’re impairing my perception of reality.
ivanoooze:
purdaldoo:
the-lron-butt:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
i just farted all over the place
OMGDSJFKASKJ
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